Saturday, January 9, 2010

Remington Coxworthy...goes to space?

Gather 'round once again children of the night. Once again, this evening I shall share with you a famous Sexpedition of a BroPatrol worldwide legend. It's time to dive deep into a chapter of the life of one of Earth's favorite sons. 

The electric hum of the space cabin rouses our hero from a deep sleep. Coxworthy sits up, only to come face to face with his rigid rocket, ready for blast off. Suddenly the cabin door opens, and a voluptuous woman slips in. Her hair fell around her shoulders like silk, black as the unforgiving vacuum of space. Her eyes were a piercing blue, and seemed to gaze into our hero's soul.

"I see that you're finally awake, Remington. My name is Veronica, and as ship physician, I'm here to give you a...check-up."

With a flick of her wrist, the doctor's suit flutters to the ground, revealing quite the spectacle. In one swift motion the doctor takes hold of Coxworthy's grand champion, and begins to stroke it slowly, gradually quickening in pace. This pleased Coxworthy, but Coxworthy required more. Taking hold of the doctor, Remington lifts her off of the ground and onto his (I'm not gonna sugarcoat it) massive cock. Hours of the sweatiest, nastiest, roughest fucking ensue.  The doctor rides Coxworthy, but this is one stallion that simply cannot be tamed. Eventually the doctor passes our from pure exhaustion, leaving Coxworthy to silently slip out of the cabin. Why doesn't he put clothes on? Because when you're ripped as hell and fuck everything, there is no time for clothes. Especially when you're Remington Coxworthy.

Blast off!


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