Bzzzzz...That's Not a Vibrator

China has recently released a phone with a built-in electric razor, effectively showing up the Motorola RAZR, which history now deems a piece of shit that can't manscape that bitchin' face fro.

"I almost nicked myself there, you could say it was a....close call."

"My call got cut off!"

*Phone vibrating in pants*
 "Aren't you gonna get that?"
"Nah man, I'm shaving my pubes."


Yeah, they call me the...word wizard.


-Jim-